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[QUOTE]Originally posted by TIRESUM:
[B]HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT :

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
 Chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
 Professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
 Why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
 (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
 (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some 
 Variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
 Need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at 
 Which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul 
 Gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
 Many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that 
 Exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not
 a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than
 One of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one 
 Religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death
 Rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
 Exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell 
 Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
 Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as
 Souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
 Enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
 All Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in 
 Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
That, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into 
Account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
True, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
Over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it 
Follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
Extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a 
Divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

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T O P I C R E V I E W
TIRESUM HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT :
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington
Chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the
Professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
Why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well :
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some
Variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:
"First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we
Need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
Which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul
Gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
Many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that
Exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not
a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than
One of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
Religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death
Rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
Exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell
Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in
Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as
Souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
Enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until
All Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
That, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
Account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
True, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
Over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
Follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
Extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a
Divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".

jjprowler
quincy This is a good one.....excellent!

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T O P I C R E V I E W
TIRESUM	HELL EXPLAINED BY A CHEMISTRY STUDENT : The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, Why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well : Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some Variant. One student, however, wrote the following: "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we Need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at Which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul Gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how Many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that Exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than One of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one Religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death Rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase Exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell Because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as Souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls Enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until All Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year That, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into Account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be True, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen Over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it Follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, Extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a Divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God." THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A".
jjprowler
quincy	This is a good one.....excellent!