A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He
did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could
have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, in the process dropping her cell phone and her makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and
looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer
ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell. After a
couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door.
She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, 'I'm very sorry for this mistake.
You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your
horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at
him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, he 'Choose
Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper
sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk;
naturally I assumed you had stolen the car.'
Priceless!
