Four United States presidents get caught up in a tornado...
off they whirled to the land of OZ.![](http://www.prowleronline.com/ubb/image_uploads/OOO/oz1.jpg)
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard.
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"What brings the four of you before the great Wizard of Oz?"
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Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
"I've come for some courage."
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"No Problem, said the Wizard. Who's next?"
Richard Nixon stepped forward, "Well, I think I need a heart."
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"Done! says the Wizard.Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?"
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Up stepped George Bush and said,
"I'm told by the American people that I need a brain."
"No problem, said the Wizard.
Consider it done."
Then there is a great silence in the hall.Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
but he doesn't say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
"Well, what do you want?"
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"IS DOROTHY HERE?"