A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of the first graders, using a bowl of Lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red..........cherry,"
"Yellow.......lemon,"
"Green........lime,"
"Orange......orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey Lifesavers.
After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well", He said. "I'll give you all a clue: It's what your mother may somethimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her Lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!!! They're assh***s!"
This message has been edited by Roger Waring on 09-10-2007 at 10:49 AM