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bjprowler POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Clarksville,Ohio,USA |
posted 01-27-2008 07:33 PM
A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she placed an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. For weeks the two of them worked hard and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great.. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town on Saturday night. He returned around 2:30 am, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my panty hose." He removed the hose gently and placed it neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the firelight. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said: "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired!" This message has been edited by bjprowler on 01-27-2008 at 07:36 PM |
mist302 Prowler Junkie From:Nashotah, WI USA |
posted 01-27-2008 09:29 PM
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enzvoy POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Pittsboro, North Carolina, United States |
posted 01-28-2008 09:40 AM
very funny |
toys POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:kensington Conn, USA |
posted 01-28-2008 12:59 PM
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