posted 01-10-2009 04:56 PM                  

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they
possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed
up, they asked him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the
first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months
passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they
discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven,
what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?'
they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?'

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking
somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can
get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple,' But we were just wondering,
what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce
in Heaven?'

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the
ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.

'OH, COME ON!' St. Peter shouts, 'It took me three
months just to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how
long it'll take me to find a lawyer?!'