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Author | Topic: Places to Retire.... |
Tomcal POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Commack, NY, USA |
posted 07-11-2017 02:15 PM
Places to Retire.... You can retire to Phoenix, Arizona where... 1. You are willing to park three blocks away from your house because you found shade. OR 1. You make over $450,000 and you still can't afford to buy a house. OR You can retire to New York City where... 1. You say "the city" and expect everyone to know you mean Manhattan. You can retire to Minnesota where... 1. You only have three spices: salt, pepper and ketchup. OR You can retire to The Deep South where... 1. You can rent a movie and buy bait in the same store. OR You can move to Colorado where... 1. You carry your $3,000 mountain bike atop your $500 car. You can retire to Nebraska or Kansas where... 1. You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name. FINALLY you can retire to Florida where... 1. You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon. (all you can eat early bird special) |
bjprowler POA Site Supporter Prowler Junkie From:Clarksville,Ohio,USA |
posted 07-11-2017 02:36 PM
And be sure to retire somewhere where the old farts that you'll be hanging out with like to compare their operations, scars, and ailments with comments like "My doctor said that I have the worst (fill in the blank) that he has EVER seen!"
This message has been edited by bjprowler on 07-11-2017 at 02:43 PM |
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